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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
11:20 am
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
5:45 am
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
10:34 pm
Bitter Much? I think this is one of my ex's.
F@CK WOMEN for good

BimbosCollapse )

I don't see how anyone could pass up his winning personality and positive attitude.
Friday, April 25th, 2008
11:18 pm
Wow, this comm is dead...
...otherwise someone surely would have posted this already: KERMIT SEEKS PIGGY.

Oink!Collapse )
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
2:25 am
Ass-kicking machine.

I heart Best of Craigslist.
I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.
With contact information.
Thursday, May 24th, 2007
8:26 pm
I guess this is what's meant by...
"...getting one's creativity flowing."

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
12:05 am
Saturday, April 28th, 2007
11:46 pm
LOL Christian BDSM.
Married Couple Seeking a Female Submissive Live-in - mw4w
Date: 2007-04-28, 1:12PM EDT

We a very happy young couple. My wife is a submissive wife and we believe that the man is the Head of the Household. We are seeking a submissive live-in to be part of our family. She needs to be under 30 b/c she cannot be older than my wife. She needs to be able to perform light housework, child care, and other duties.

We are both college educated with my wife attending medical school. Our marriage is Christian based and the sub-in-training must have the same beliefs.

She must be willing to be trained as a submissive in the house. There is no sex involved with the husband. At the moment, no sex is planned with the wife but that may change.

The sub must be willing to be disciplined and trained by the HOH as he sees fit. We would like to move slowly and have a lot of conversations via the internet before we would even think about talking live.

At the moment, we can only provide room and board so the sub must be willing to work part-time. All that could change when the wife b/c a doctor.

Please email pics if you are interested or want more information.
Seen on wtf_inc.
Sunday, April 1st, 2007
11:18 am
Insecure much?
Quiznos Commercial "lacking meat"
Reply to: [deleted]@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-31, 5:44PM EDT

Is it offensive or am I just self conscious because I saw it with a new girl friend the day after we first had sex and I have a little 5 1/2 incher.

I can’t help but think if it were a commercial for chicken breast and a guy said its not lacking any breast and that’s what real men need would the commercial still be running

Never the less I was humiliated and my new girl friend knew it which made it 10 times worse.
Saturday, March 24th, 2007
1:42 pm
missed connections

To the couple fucking in the alley off Hoyne 2am - m4w

Next time you are going to blow your boyfriend, with your dress pulled down, in the alley behind my house, while talking about eating his ass and getting fucked in yours, do me a favor, and do it a little bit further out from my window so I can get a better view. Thanks!

P.S. Great tits!
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
3:10 pm
Er, I don't think I'd buy this mattress.
Judging from the email address, I wonder whether the person selling this mattress is an ESL speaker. Because I hope to hell that first word was a mistake.

Here's the screenshot, in case the posting is deleted or somesuch.Collapse )

x-posted to grammar_whores.
Monday, February 12th, 2007
11:37 pm
Friday, February 9th, 2007
4:40 pm
Sunday, December 24th, 2006
12:34 am
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
7:22 pm
Guy in southwestern Rhode Island seeks another man to watch him get busy with his inflatable doll.

Stolen from wtf_inc. Not safe for work, lunch, mental health, etc.
Thursday, November 30th, 2006
9:32 pm
Remove my p3n1s plz
Since CL will or perhaps has removed the post by now, and I don't even know what city it's in, I'll just link to the very NSFW post over at wtf_inc.
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
12:03 pm
Glad we cleared that up...
orange county craigslist > rants & raves > Posts About Black People

Posts About Black People

Reply to: pers-241148319@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-28, 11:01AM PST

It's apparent that not everyone received the memo regarding the new posting scheduel, since many of you are posting hatred towards black people. It's supposed to go Bush, Christians, Mexicans, "GAYS" then blacks. Please email me if you have any further questions regarding the hatred postings scheduel.

Location: Kid Charlemagne

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Monday, November 27th, 2006
6:27 pm
Why asking for serious advice on CL is A Bad Idea
Need info

Hi, I need some info I am going to Jail in one week for 12mos 1st time in Jail I do not know what to do? Never been Locked up. I am going to a Jail in Brentwood NH can anyone tell me about what I need to do or what it is like
Help !!!!!!!


RE: Need info - mw4mw

Don't drop the soap.
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
7:39 pm
Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
8:18 pm
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